Here's all you need to know about why former Ozzy Osbourne and current Black Label Society guitar hero Zakk Wylde is an awesome rock dad -- he named one of his four kids Hendrix Halen Michael Rhoads -- and another Sabbath Page. And a third, Jesse, counts Ozzy as his Godfather.

No, seriously, case closed, we're done here... on to the next Awesome Rock Dad!

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