Just exactly who are those three lovely ladies, and why are they all dressed in black? Who's that preppy across from them, and how'd he get such a cute date? And what music video finds them all standing around in mourning on either side of an oversized patch of dirt?

We can give you one big hint -- everybody is in fact at a funeral, and the guest of honor saved the young couple's lives by making the greatest sacrifice possible for any person. Or, any car. So, who (or what) is this brave hero?

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