Oddly one of the few brunettes to make the list, Eddie Van Halen's ex-wife Valerie Bertinelli was a no-brainer when it came to picking out hot ex-wives.

A few years back, the 'Hot in Cleveland' star famously shed pounds with Jenny Craig, making her hotter than she was even back in the 'One Day at a Time' years, if you ask us.

The former couple have remained friends, which makes sense, as their union lasted a hell of a lot longer than most rockstar marriages. The pair tied the knot way, way back in 1981 and welcomed a son (and now Van Halen bassist) named Wolfgang a whopping 10 years later. She filed for divorce in 2005, and it was finalized in 2007, meaning their marriage lasted 26 years! Golf claps all around.