Should we expect nothing less from Kiss?

This poster features an Eddie Munster-like Gene Simmons as a youngster using his excessively long tongue to start in on an all-day sucker, but with Simmons' talents, we think he'll be done by noon.

The young demon promises you the 'Hottest Show on Earth.' Who are we to argue? And with artwork like this, where do we sign up?

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