You can win one of five free copies of Ozzy Osbourne's new health and relationship advice book 'Trust Me, I'm Dr. Ozzy' from Grand Central Publishing, Loudwire and Ultimate Classic Rock.

The book collects Ozzy's plain-spoken, "been there, snorted that, drank that, inhaled that, passed out there" advice columns from the London Times and Rolling Stone, supplemented with all new answers to reader questions and various tales of the torture the Prince of Darkness has put himself through over the years.

For an example of Ozzy's wisdom, here's what he tells Adam from Brooklyn, who complains that his girlfriend is too tired for sex: “As I’ve always said to Sharon, there are 24 hours in a day, so it shouldn’t be hard to make sure you spend at least one of them together. Go on a date. Have dinner together. Put on a wig, check into a B&B and f— the s— out of each other."

It may seem odd to take advice from someone like Ozzy, who's battled numerous addictions over the years, (accidentally) bitten the head off a bat and urinated on the Alamo, but he's used all that experience to pull his own life together. He's been sober and healthy for years now, and according to his son Jack's recent movie 'God Bless Ozzy Osbourne,' has become a fantastic father.

All you need to do to win one of five free copies of 'Trust Me, I'm Dr. Ozzy' all for yourself is to sign up below:

 

 

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