The 50 Kinkiest Rock Songs, 20-11

If you weren't ready to make a run for it already, you will be when Chrissie Hynde barks this: "You don't listen, do you a--hole?"

In case you didn't quite get Aerosmith's single-entendre message, Steven Tyler throws in an extra goin' do-o-o-o-o-o-o-wn during the twin-guitar solo.

"I guess," Prince surmises about this song's protagonist, "you could say she was a sex fiend." Is there any doubt after what happened to that poor magazine? [Unfortunately, no embeddable video is available; click here to watch.]

When Alex Harvey says "gang bang," he means it. Twenty-seven guys? Seriously? That's a football team.

You think this song -- complete with Phil Rizzuto 's baseball play-by-play segment -- was long at more than eight minutes? Meat Loaf said it was originally conceived to last nearly half an hour.

For Downward Spiral drummer Tommy Lee, this was kinky perfection. "That's the all-time f-- song," he told Blender in 2002. "Those are pure f-- beats. Trent Reznor knew what he was doing." Lee loves its versatility, too: "You can f-- to it; you can dance to it; and you can break sh-- to it."

Everything seems to be well on its way when Motley Crue suddenly arrives at an even better idea. Why not bring along another girlfriend? Maybe two!

A 10 minute-plus meditation on sex and drugs that followed a three-day binge of -- well, you know. Perry Ferrell's girlfriend, the inspiration for this track, later ODed.

This is perhaps the best-ever marimba-driven song about the taming of a domineering woman. Also, the only one.

The Velvet Underground went to the source, basing this tune about bondage/submission on their reading of a book by Leopold von Sacher-Masoch -- whose name actually inspired the term "masochism."