A guy walks into a store and instantly falls in love with the girl behind the counter -- what's so disturbing about that?
Well, for one thing, the real-life girl at the center of the Knack's smash hit 'My Sharona' was only 17, a fact referenced in rather Prince-ly detail in the lyrics: "Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind / I always get it up for the touch of the younger kind...
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