We heard it through the grapevine that this is supposed to be (no joke) 'Kiss as Mr. Potato Heads.' No way — they're clearly California Raisins. Not only are they doing the little CR shuffle, but also have you ever tried to put Kiss makeup on a potato? Impossible! But seriously, everybody knows not even brown M&Ms would hang out with root vegetables, let alone idolize them. All of which distracts us from what should be the main question here: WTF?!