This guy probably acts like a scalp tattoo is a bold move, but we all know once he gets sick of having Freddie Mercury's words on the side of his head, he'll just grow his hair out and pretend it never happened. In fact he'll probably let it grow all shaggy with a beard and start listening to indie bands nobody's heard of and deny he ever even liked 'Bicycle Race' — which actually goes along with Freddie was saying perfectly. If you don't see it darling, then it's gone.

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