Our list of surprisingly short male rockers proves how silly it is for our culture to be obsessed with making everything from cars to soft drinks bigger all the time. After all, if these legends can pack all that talent and starpower into their relatively small frames with such ease, isn't anything larger just wasteful?

The Guinness Book of World Records states that the tallest man in history was Robert Wadlow, who measured eight feet, 11 inches. That's just a foot and a half less than you'd get if you stacked AC/DC guitarists Malcolm and Angus Young on top of each other -- but who would you rather see in concert?

So let's put things into proper perspective by running through this list of huge stars that just happen to be surprisingly short.