Quick, name three rock stars you would expect to have held jobs as gravediggers in their pre-rock and roll days. Names like Alice Cooper, Gene Simmons, and Ozzy Osbourne probably come to mind, right?

Where would the always dapper and usually extremely chipper Rod Stewart have turned up on your list, if at all? Well, you better move him up because he did in fact spend a few weeks at just such a job. We can only presume he quit after getting dirt on one of his fine suits, or even worse... denting his famous hair.