Kelly Osbourne Jokes About ‘Paying for Ozzy’s Crimes’ After a Bat Poops on Her Head
When a bat poops on your head, you might as well laugh about it — especially if your dad is infamous bat-chomper Ozzy Osbourne.
Ozzy’s daughter Kelly recently demonstrated her good grace in the face of guano when she informed Instagram followers that while she was out for a stroll, she’d been “attacked” by a “f—ing bat” whose aggression ended when it “s— on my head.” For proof, she uploaded the following photo.
As most Ozzy fans are no doubt already aware, the elder Osbourne has a long history with bats — most infamously stemming from a 1982 concert during which he grabbed what he thought was a rubber bat from the stage and bit off its head. Quickly realizing the error of his ways, Ozzy ended up with a mouthful of bat guts and a doctor’s appointment for rabies shots.
Over the years, Osbourne has had more trouble with the winged critters. His plans to turn a barn on one of his properties into an apartment were foiled when bats — all species of which are protected under U.K. law — were discovered in the building, forcing Osbourne to shell out more than $27,000 in bat-removal fees in order to continue with the project. Not all bat-related incidents in Osbourne’s life have been negative, however: in 2014, a newly discovered “bat frog” was named in his honor.
The inherent humor in an Osbourne being pooped on by a bat wasn’t lost on Kelly, who followed her initial Instagram post with a split shot of her and her dad, claiming the fly-by crapping was a “case of mistaken identity” and insisting, “I should not be paying for your crimes Dad!”
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