OK, yes, he's looking more and more like a 'Lord of the Rings' character than a strapping superhero, but our guess is that Keith Richards will be here long after our current fascination with 'Iron Man' has faded away.

There's barely room on the internet, let alone this page, to chronicle the various misadventures, addictions and experiments that should have killed the Rolling Stones guitarist over the years, but he just keeps on ticking. Last we heard, this uncurable thrill-seeker had run out of every way to get his kicks except for intentional exhaustion. Like any superhero, however, he has a curious weakness -- falling out of trees.

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