Contact Us

Joe Perry’s New Mustache – Pic of the Week

Joe Perry Mustache
Paul Marotta, Getty Images

Joe Perry of Aerosmith is and has been cool for at least four decades. He wouldn’t trade his musical talent, life experiences, health reports, wardrobe or bank accounts with the entire staff of Ultimate Classic Rock. We’re perfectly clear on all of that, and still we need to say this: Joe Perry’s new mustache is kind of a head-scratcher.

Look, don’t take our word for it. Just look at how hard the legendary guitarist’s longtime friend and musical partner, Steven Tyler, is biting his tongue trying not to laugh at him in this photograph, taken today (Nov. 5) at the band’s triumphant free street concert in their hometown of Boston, Mass.

Think about this for a second — these two have been to hell and back together, battling long odds and drug addiction to build, destroy and rebuild an empire most of us could never dream of. Yet somehow the singer, who is never without exactly the perfect quote for any situation, can’t talk Perry into either cutting those two caterpillars off his face or growing in the final third of a proper mustache?

Next: 'Music from Another Dimension' Reviewed

Best of the Web

More From Around the Web

Leave a Comment

It appears that you already have an account created within our VIP network of sites on . To keep your points and personal information safe, we need to verify that it's really you. To activate your account, please confirm your password. When you have confirmed your password, you will be able to log in through Facebook on both sites.

Forgot your password?

*Please note that your points, prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

It appears that you already have an account on this site associated with . To connect your existing account with your Facebook account, just click on the account activation button below. You will maintain your existing profile and VIP program points. After you do this, you will be able to always log in to http://ultimateclassicrock.com using your Facebook account.

*Please note that your points, prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

Please fill out the information below to help us provide you a better experience.

Register on Ultimate Classic Rock quickly by logging in with your Facebook account. It's just as secure, and no password to remember!

Not a Member? Sign Up Here.

Register on Ultimate Classic Rock quickly by logging in with your Facebook account. It's just as secure, and no password to remember!