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Gene Simmons and Family Star in Funny Christmas Video (NSFW)


Gene Simmons dresses up as a demonic version of Santa Claus in a new ‘Funny or Die‘ video that’s sure to create a little Yuletide controversy. You can watch it above.

The Kiss member’s “Satan Claus” sits down to a fiendishly bizarre holiday meal along with members of his family, including his wife and kids. But then the phone rings, and it’s the devil’s freeloading brother Mark, looking to stay over a few nights. And that’s when things take a decidedly weird, and evil, turn: A celebration of home and hearth turns into another petty argument about sibling dynamics.

But this being Satan’s version of things, nobody goes home mad. Instead, Simmons’ character happily pronounces all of this unrest “a Pissmas miracle!” The assembled group — all of whom star in the reality TV show ‘Gene Simmons Family Jewels‘ — wish a hearty “f– you to everyone” before they launch into a monstrous-sounding carol.

It’s been a busy week for Simmons, who also earned induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame next year along with his longtime band. A “Pissmas miracle,” indeed.

Next: 10 Most Demonic Gene Simmons Kiss Songs

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