Wait, famous bald musicians? Can one really be a rock star without a healthy head of hair? Long, luxurious, spotlight-reflecting hair with which to rankle the establishment and mortify dear old mom and dad? Yes, growing out one's locks was certainly a defining quality in early rock and roll rebellion. But ever-changing fashions and the stark realities of aging stars have gradually relaxed such prejudices to allow this select group of Famous Bald Musicians to not only survive, but thrive.

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