The woman to the left just turned 59-years-old. Yes, you read that right. And as we currently abuse Google to find an anti-aging potion, we present you with probably the hottest of the hot ex-wives.

Christie Brinkley married Billy Joel in 1985 after meeting him in St. Barts in 1983. He then famously put her in his music video for the absurdly catchy 'Uptown Girl,' and the rest was kind of history.

That is, until their divorce in 1994. The couple have one daughter, Alexa, who has decided to follow in her father's footsteps instead of her mother's, but then again, we'd probably heavily medicate ourselves if our mom was hotter than we were.