Well, here we are. The season finale of 'American Idol.' Sighs of relief all around.
Unfortunately, tonight's loser must endure the worst fate yet: a summer spent with Gwyneth Paltrow, wherein she will prattle endlessly about her pretentiously perfect life while Coldplay drones on in an endless loop from an iPod playlist from hell. It's horrific, but hey, them's the breaks. Sing better next time, loser!
Let's watch as Steven Tyler counts down the minutes to freedom.