Bianca met future husband Mick Jagger in 1970 the way we hope to meet and eventually marry Dave Grohl: at a party after the band's concert.*

Just three months after meeting, Bianca found herself pregnant and Mick made an honest woman out of her, marrying her during the beginning of her second trimester.

She gave birth to their daughter Jade soon after, but the marriage went sour just shy of their 10 year anniversary. Bianca filed for divorce because he cheated on her with Jerry Hall. Rude.

Oh well. At least she forever holds the title of being Mick's first wife.

*Editor's note: We don't condone homewrecking.