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The Hilariously Bad First Concerts of Rock’s Biggest Bands

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It’s a long way to the top if you wanna rock ‘n’ roll. And for proof, you need to look no further than the strange, sometimes dirty and usually empty venues where future rock legends such as AC/DC, Guns N’ Roses and Def Leppard played their first concerts. Here’s a look back at the long car rides, tiny stages and embarrassing situations ten of the world’s most popular acts found themselves in on their way to rock ‘n’ roll stardom — the Hilariously Bad First Concerts of Rock’s Biggest Bands.


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Motley Crue

April 24, 1981 - Los Angeles
 
 

It wasn't the venue that made Motley Crue's first concert so dangerous -- it was the crowd. Well, that and Vince Neil's temper. As he remembers in the band's autobiography 'The Dirt,' the group didn't even make it through their first song without trouble. "People were yelling 'f--- you!' and flipping us the bird. Then one meathead, in a black AC/DC shirt, hocked a loogey that landed on my white leather pants. Without even thinking, I leapt off the stage midphrase, put him in a headlock and started pummeling him. I looked back, and Nikki [Sixx] had his [bass] over his head ... and cracked it over some guy's shoulder blade. If there was a bell on the guy's head, it would have gone through the roof."

 
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Guns N' Roses

June 6, 1985 - Los Angeles
 
 

On June 6, 1985, Axl Rose, Slash, Izzy Stradlin, Duff McKagan and Steven Adler performed for the first time as Guns N' Roses, at the Troubadour in their hometown of Los Angeles. Immediately afterward, they embarked on an extremely ill-fated West Coast tour. Here's how bad it got: Their car broke down in Fresno, so they hitchhiked for 40 hours -- only to find out they'd be getting one-fifth of their promised paycheck for that show. Oh, and that the rest of the tour was canceled. But as bassist Duff McKagan explained in his autobiography, the incident galvanized the group: "Guns N’ Roses were no longer a band, but the band -- our band. These are my f——ng boys, they’re willing to fight through anything."

 
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Def Leppard

July 8, 1978 - Sheffeild, England
 
 

Besides earning one-fifth of a massive five pound payday from the local school where they played, former Def Leppard guitarist Steve Clark (R.I.P.) learned an important lesson about the value of a proper soundcheck during the group's first-ever concert. After forgetting to take his amp off "standby," Clark unknowingly kicked off the band's set not with a roar but with a laugh. As Joe Elliot recalls, "He did his windmill arm motion, just like Pete Townshend, for the big opening chord and nothing happened. No power. Everybody in the audience was laughing."

 
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AC/DC

Dec. 31, 1973 - Sydney
 
 

They'd been together for only a couple of months. They didn't have enough songs to fill up the evening. Heck, Angus Young hadn't even donned his famous schoolboy outfit yet. But neither that nor a venue that was well past its prime could stop AC/DC from winning over fans at their first show. As bassist Dave Evans remembers of Chequers: "It had been very glamorous in the '50s and '60s, but when we played there it was past it heyday. It was a small venue with a little stage, no dressing room," he explained in Classic Rock magazine. To make matters worse, the club's elderly manager would pull the plug on the band's power every 20 minutes or so, simply because he thought they were playing too loud. Regardless, Young recalled, "That gig was really wild. It's wild on New Year's Eve anyway, but putting what we were doing on top of all the seasonal stuff just made it wilder."

 
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Kiss

Jan. 30, 1973 - Queens, New York
 
 

For decades now, Kiss have packed the biggest arenas around the world and earned millions upon millions via ticket and merchandise sales. But they split $50 to perform in front of less than 10 people at their first show, which took place at the Popcorn Club in Queens. Bassist Gene Simmons booked the gig after the band's first manager quit, declaring them "the worst crap he ever heard."

 
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The Doors

March 1966 - Los Angeles
 
 

The first steady gig the Doors landed was on the legendary Sunset Strip, home to famous venues like the Roxy and the Whisky a Go Go. But they were down the road, sharing the tiny stage with exotic dancers, overflowing ashtrays and spilled beer at a rundown club named the London Fog. Rich Weidman’s ‘The Doors FAQ’ says the venue was “frequented by drunks, prostitutes and other assorted lowlifes and sleazy characters,” but it’s here where the band was free to practice the long-form musical exploration that led to early classics like ‘Light My Fire’ and ‘The End.’

 
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The Police

Oct. 20, 1978 - New York
 
 

What's so bad about having your first show in the U.S. take place at one of the most famous clubs in all of New York City? Well, for one thing -- that photo up on top of this page? That was the Police's dressing room. For another, they had just crammed themselves and their gear onto a budget-priced overseas flight, all for the honor of playing to an extremely small crowd. Luckily, everyone who did turn up was able to tune into what made the band so special very quickly. As Andy Summers remembers, "By the end of the first set the audience [was] on its feet and literally howling along with us." Which probably made spending the next three weeks stuffed inside a Ford Econoline playing 23 shows in 21 nights a lot more bearable.

 
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Heart

1974, Vancouver
 
 

Heart's first concert was in a cave -- and we mean that almost literally. As Ann Wilson recalls in the band's official biography, the venue, named the Cave, "was decorated with rocks on the walls to look like a cavern." She also recalls that before their first show the band was so so poor they were living off a hundred-pound bag of rice. Disaster nearly struck during the band's tryout for the show, when a gust of wind knocked Wilson's guitar to the ground. Luckily, they got the gig, ignored any thought that the fallen axe was a bad omen, and went on to be one of the biggest bands of the classic-rock era.

 
Velvet Underground

The Velvet Underground

Dec. 11, 1965 - Summit, New Jersey
 
 

A high-school auditorium in suburban New Jersey turned out not to have been the best place for Lou Reed and company to debut their experimental, intellectual brand of rock 'n' roll. According to a mini-documentary from the AV Club, the group managed to drive away about half the crowd full of students and parents with their three song set. In retrospect, 'There She Goes' seems like a safe opener, but it's hard to say the same about follow-up tracks 'Venus in Furs' and 'Heroin.'

 
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Yes

Aug. 3, 1968 - Essex, England
 
 

Yes might have the market cornered when it comes to weirdest setting for a first concert. Just a week after they formed, the group (Chris Squire, Jon Anderson, Peter Banks, Tony Kaye and Bill Bruford) was slated to play a concert at the East Mersea Youth Camp in Essex. With such little time to prepare, Yes played many covers, but did so in a style that foreshadowed their pioneering progressive-rock sound. "We didn't just rearrange a song," explained Banks. "We celebrated it with much enthusiasm."

 

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