Alexandra Capotorto in the business of writing pop culture-y stuff for two reasons: Britney Spears and Johnny Depp, one to befriend, the other to reproduce with. Figure that out yourselves. Her friends have dubbed her their official "Walking Encyclopedia of Celebrity Knowledge," which she thrives on and abuses to not-so-subconsciously inflate her own ego. Her only regret in life is not getting to E! before Giuliana Rancic and Chelsea Handler, because the latter essentially stole her identity - but they're cool now. Kind of. She's convinced that she could simultaneously win 'The Voice' and an Academy Award in a one year time period, given her fantastic shower-singing and ability to over-dramatize everything, but she'll settle for being a writer. Key word being "settle." She's sarcastic and witty, and takes nothing and no one seriously. She recites lines from movies mid-conversation much to the dismay of her "friends" - but at least she gives them someone to talk about afterward. Most importantly, she holds a B.A. in Print Journalism from Quinnipiac University, but only because her parents forced her to go. She would've preferred slumming it in Beverly Hills as Britney Spears' assistant/BFF.
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Billie Perry – Hottest Rockstar Wives
From the female perspective, we have to say that Billie Perry and husband Joe Perry of Aerosmith both made out like bandits with their marriage.
Not only is he on our own personal list (don't judge), but if we could age half as gracefully as Mrs...
Sally Humphreys – Hottest Rockstar Wives
Sally Humphreys might be the epitome of the hottest rockstar wives motif, as she's not only still in her 30's, but she married a rocker from one of the biggest bands, if not the biggest band ever.
After just six months of courtship, she and Rolling Stones guitarist Ronnie Wood became engaged and officially tied the knot in December 2012...
Trudie Styler – Hottest Rockstar Wives
Not only is Trudie Styler a hot mama, but what makes her even more attractive is that she's always attached to husband Sting's side. And we mean "attached" in the least eye-rolling of ways.
Aside from being just some pretty eye candy for her hubby, the pair, who wed in 1992, joined forces and founded the Rainforest Foundation, and the actress/producer is also an Ambassador for UNICEF...
Dorothea Hurley – Hottest Rockstar Wives
There's something to be said of a legendary rocker who's still together with his high school sweetheart, because that sh-- just doesn't happen. Hardly ever.
So kudos to Jon Bon Jovi, for managing not to screw up your marriage to the pretty Dorothea...
Erin Sutton – Hottest Rockstar Wives
Kiss guitarist Paul Stanley has a lot more to be thankful for than just being in one of the most important and iconic rock bands of all time.
Meet Erin Sutton, Stanley's second wife and (we think he'd agree) definitely the better half of the couple...
Kari Hagar – Hottest Rockstar Wives
Who knew that curly headed Sammy Hagar would nab himself such a beautiful wife in Kari Hagar?
Before They Were Famous: Mila Kunis
Before being named Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive, Mila Kunis played a demure lass in Aerosmith's 'Jaded' video, which tells the story of a girl who's lost touch with both her feelings and reality.
Kunis was already a regular on 'That 70's Show' when the video was released in 2000, but her name wasn't a familiar one outside of that until the success of the 2008 movie 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall...
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Before They Were Famous: Angelina Jolie
Angelina Jolie played the shaven object of Mick Jagger's affections in the Rolling Stones' 1997 video for 'Anybody Seen My Baby?' -- which was more than a little creepy since she was he was 54 and she was just 22. (Eh, rock stars.)
The title of the song would later prove ironic for the current mother of five, but the video seemed to be a bit of a good luck charm...