Alexandra Capotorto in the business of writing pop culture-y stuff for two reasons: Britney Spears and Johnny Depp, one to befriend, the other to reproduce with. Figure that out yourselves. Her friends have dubbed her their official "Walking Encyclopedia of Celebrity Knowledge," which she thrives on and abuses to not-so-subconsciously inflate her own ego. Her only regret in life is not getting to E! before Giuliana Rancic and Chelsea Handler, because the latter essentially stole her identity - but they're cool now. Kind of. She's convinced that she could simultaneously win 'The Voice' and an Academy Award in a one year time period, given her fantastic shower-singing and ability to over-dramatize everything, but she'll settle for being a writer. Key word being "settle." She's sarcastic and witty, and takes nothing and no one seriously. She recites lines from movies mid-conversation much to the dismay of her "friends" - but at least she gives them someone to talk about afterward. Most importantly, she holds a B.A. in Print Journalism from Quinnipiac University, but only because her parents forced her to go. She would've preferred slumming it in Beverly Hills as Britney Spears' assistant/BFF.
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Heather Locklear – Hottest Rockstar Ex-Wives
Heather Locklear, you little pretty groupie, you!
The beauty who just doesn't seem to age has two rockstar marriages under her belt; she was married to Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee for seven years, then married Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora in 1994, a year after splitting from Lee...
Pamela Anderson – Hottest Rockstar Ex-Wives
At the time of her marriage to Tommy Lee, Pamela Anderson was most known for her 1989 Playboy cover and for her role as C.J. on 'Baywatch,' where she fulfilled every teen male's fantasies.
But it was with Lee that she became infamous...
Donna D’Errico – Hottest Rockstar Ex-Wives
It seems as if all of the women on this list will have numerous things in common. Craaazy, right?
Like her predecessor Pamela Anderson, D'Errico comes from Playboy and 'Baywatch' fame, and naturally couldn't resist the charms of a Motley Crue star...
Christie Brinkley – Hottest Rockstar Ex-Wives
The woman to the left just turned 59-years-old. Yes, you read that right. And as we currently abuse Google to find an anti-aging potion, we present you with probably the hottest of the hot ex-wives.
Christie Brinkley married Billy Joel in 1985 after meeting him in St...
Pattie Boyd – Hottest Rockstar Ex-Wives
Pattie Boyd and her ex-husband, The Beatles' George Harrison, met on the set of the band's flick 'A Hard Day's Night,' where he reportedly asked for her hand in marriage upon their first meeting, only to settle for a dinner date later that night...
Cher – Hottest Rockstar Ex-Wives
"Hoooooooo" (flips hair). That's our Cher impression. Now that we got that out of our system, we can move on.
Cher's a legend in her own right; even though some may think she's had too much plastic surgery in recent years the truth is, she's an all-time babe...
Valerie Bertinelli – Hottest Rockstar Ex-Wives
Oddly one of the few brunettes to make the list, Eddie Van Halen's ex-wife Valerie Bertinelli was a no-brainer when it came to picking out hot ex-wives.
A few years back, the 'Hot in Cleveland' star famously shed pounds with Jenny Craig, making her hotter than she was even back in the 'One Day at a Time' years, if you ask us...
Bianca Jagger – Hottest Rockstar Ex-Wives
Bianca met future husband Mick Jagger in 1970 the way we hope to meet and eventually marry Dave Grohl: at a party after the band's concert.*
Just three months after meeting, Bianca found herself pregnant and Mick made an honest woman out of her, marrying her during the beginning of her second trimester...
Lia Gerardini-Neil – Hottest Rockstar Ex-Wives
Upon first glance, you could easily mistake Lia Gerardini-Neil for Pamela Anderson, couldn't you?
Teresa Barrick – Hottest Rockstar Ex-Wives
Okay, so we have a thing for all of the members of Aerosmith - we're not sure why - but we find ourselves inexplicably jealous of the next woman.
But meet Teresa Barrick, Steven Tyler's second wife, who's as cute as a button.
The clothing designer and the Aerosmith frontman exchanged vows in Oklahoma back in 1988, and she gave birth to their daughter Chelsea less than a year later...